I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(Source: kaylas-life)
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oh my. leo.
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(Source: whatyouwishh)
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY